This blog is dedicated to all USM 2nd year Material Engineering students 2007.
Long before your time (In case this site is viewed 100 years from now). in the northern province of Malaysia, a group of material engineers in USM were given 9 incredible assignments, 3 spectacular presentations and 4 outrageous tests. (and that’s the very least, coz if u take more courses, there’s more 2 come!) speaking of which, my course-mate K took Japanese level 3 (optional), worked his @$$ off to write a drama script only for the lecturer 2 reject and was asked 2 change a topic (-_-)lll

Let’s start off with the lecturers.
Lecturers = bosses who employed us anyway, and that means if they’d ask u 2 stick a pole up your @$$ so that they can laugh their heads off, you’ll have to do it anyway or risk losing ur job. You can always be a hero and start yelling and screaming in front of them but be warned that you’ll eat dust after that. Personally, I think its not worthwhile. Oh and remember what they say about this world? yeah, it isn’t fair. i guess all of you would’ve known since we grow up in Malaysia. here’s one good example, my lecturer have trouble finding time 2 do his assignment and guess what. he threw those crap to us. do a survey + report about engineers and hand it up to him by 5 days and another report about engineering ethics in another 2 days time. If those reports (or his assignments) were of good quality, do you really think he’ll give us credit or buy us candies? the answer? Dr.XXX: " **** off!" Ever thought why when u are free. you have all the time in the world till you can sleep 18 hours a day? After peace will be war,  a string of assignment bombs pouring down from the skies and when you know it, you have to count the seconds you spent in toilet. Some say the lecturers communicated and decided to land those evil bombs at the same time. you doubt it? watch ‘em grin as they leave the lecture hall. =P

And what about our colleagues or coursemates? don’t you hate it when some of them are so $^&*#@ that they threw all the responsibilities to you and hope that you’ll crash n burn while they survive? I was once grouped with Y, asked Y to set a time n place to discuss about the assignment, and what did he tell me?

Y     : errr… I think you r capable and intelligent. Can you help me finish the group   
       assignment?

Me : ……….

Y     : I need to go to the library and study for the up-coming test.

There are few things to note. First, they think that their @$$’ are so darn expensive that their own tests are much more important than anything or anyone else. yeah, selfish. So what if we flung? it simply means… "YOU SUCK!" to them. Second, see how those bastards compliment you and make you fly before they tuck tail and run? Man, **** that! You think i give a damn about those words? And heres a little advice to those who are too retarded: "its the involvement and commitment that counts!!!"
Some people are so stressed up or pissed off they’ll go around shouting at other members for being incompetent. After that, when the morale between members are low, they’ll start pointing fingers and blame it on other people for the failure even if its his/her own mistakes before it even started.

Well, that’s the world we live in. Not satisfied? like a friend of mine, J said, you can always commit suicide and live in the netherworld. In case you find this blog offensive, I’m talking about you. =P