There is what I’ve learned recently.
If u win, whenever you win, whatever you win: you are the best. you can show off. you can insult your opponents lousy, idiot, retard, incapable, stupid, call ‘em whatever you wish… who cares? WHAT MATTERS MOST! freakin’ hell~!!!! ITS YOU WHO WON~
Whatever happened to sportsmanship? Respect you opponents? Kiss my @$$ as they would say… I won, and that means YOU SUCK~
Don’t get it? It means you’re a LOSER! L-O-S-E-R!!!!
yeah… it is so IMPORTANT to WIN these days, who cares about entertainment? Having fun? Ya learning anythin’ sucker? Bah, I’m not having fun if I’m not winning. If i don’t win, i cant insult people, i can’t prove that you are a loser. and tell ya what, THAT’s …FUN and ENTERTAINMENT.
So what do losers say?
I’m just here to play and enjoy. Winning doesn’t matter to me, I’m looking to have fun and exercise.

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WHAT? HE SAID THAT? what a loser… heck! I’m here to win.

oh…. and when you win, don’t play it again EVER~
that makes you a WINNER for LIFE~!!! Fantastic right?
Chicken out? bah, u can always say :"playing against him/her is a waste of time. I won last time around. Thats that."
you lose? WHATEVER YOU DO… DON’T ADMIT YOU LOST!!
START BLAMING~ whatever you can find to blame… FIRE ON ALL CYLINDERS!
"the ball is faulty, unlucky, stupid weather, my shoes are torn, i didn’t wear glasses…"
and finally, don’t forget to add this at the back:" OTHERWISE, YOU WILL LOSE TO ME!" It sounds MUCH better than "Otherwise, I will win you"
why? cause the 1st sentence indicates you’re a LOSER. cool right?
Don’t play a game where there are people who can win over you. Its not enjoyable at all… don’t forget, you HAVE to be the winner. Get it?

Yeah… what a great feeling to win… you wanna win? or u enjoy being a loser?
LOSER~!!!

Most people:
受得越高教育的人，越怕输。所以，不要读太多书。输了就有借口~

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有一个lecturer,要学生做好的assignment交到main office,
但是他之前没有说明要把assignment交到哪里。
于是就把那些交到他房间的assignment丢进垃圾桶，当做学生没有交。

有一个lecturer,在课堂上称赞日本人有多勤劳，聪明，有智慧，效率高等等。
他接着说："behave like a human, don’t behave like a chinese!"

有一个lecturer, 常常骂人是failure! standard five!
给了他对的答案：“maximum frequency"
他说：“salah! the correct answer is ‘frequency tertinggi’ !!!"

有一个lecturer, test, assignment 的分数最多只给20%,
他说：“A for Tuhan, B for lecturer, C and below is for student"

有一个lecturer, 认为学生给的答案都是错的，
结果把学生给的答案换成ayat pasif/ ayat aktif 就是对的答案了。
例：wrong answer (student) : sound is produced by vibration of air particles.
        right answer (Dr.XXXXX) : vibration of air particles produces sound.

有几个人，憎恨着这些lecturer而活在这个充满绝望的世界上… …